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3                                 "ALAS, FAIR SCIENCE "                            link to F

Music was particularly big one year.  It was big for the students (with The New Kids on the Block).  Music was also big for the teachers who gave up a spring evening for a school concert—but no evening for a science fair.


ALAS,  FAIR  SCIENCE

We need to strike a balance
on how to foster talents.
With Music and with Chorus,
kids do less science for us.
If more of Science we’d hype,
for college they would be ripe
and fit the MIT-type.
 
The Science book they’d ban it.
Few students know each planet.
But more than just a few kids
know middle names of New Kids.
They do quite poorly on a
big test flora/fauna.
But, boy, they know Madonna.
 
The newest rock stars’ birthdays
Mean more to them than Earth Days.
They still hear more ‘bout Beatles
than links of AIDS to needles.
They don’t like calibrating.
They’d rather be gyrating
to songs with an X-rating.
 
The countries Oriental
have passed us in skills mental.
On them we show reliance
in areas of Science.
We used to make DeSotos,
but now we need the quotas
on imports of Toyotas.
 
While Science gets a low place,
the Music we will showplace.
Because the townfolk love it,
we’ll put nothing above it.
The will of staff I’ve noted:
For concerts we’re devoted,
But Science Fair’s demoted.

© Michael Berkowitz